Is this for real?

Okay, here I am, queen of organic living eating a GREEN tortilla chip! I have never seen anything so unnatural in my entire life. Here's where one of you geniuses write me back and says, "oh, it could have been colored with Chlorophyll or something." Yeah, right! I wonder how many toxic chemicals it takes to make that color green? After eating several of those chips, my face began to swell and I got that stupid grin stuck on my mug... No, really, it's just a bad picture. teee heee.